The Dao of G


I come in peace but will leave you in pieces
wash in me, I won稚 leave creases.
I知 the journey not the destination,
value for money low inflation
electric highway information.

I知 chairman miaow
riding the Dao
on a stannah stair lift
to take you to heaven
with a big fat spliff.
I知 the magnificent seven
riding high on 9/11.

You池e hearing but you do not learn
You listen but you do not hear
truth is not your true concern
you look for me in pints of beer.

I come from a future that is not yours
no smack, no crack no neon doors.

I知 the man who can,
I知 the quick fit fitter
I carry the can
but I知 not bitter.

I aint heavy - I知 your big brother
a bit of this, a bit of the other
I知 the biggest mother fucking thrill -
007 Ilicense to kill.

I知 detox, botox, sugar free
decaffeinated herbal tea.
You won稚 believe that I知 not butter
but in the end I値l cure your stutter
I知 a hit, wit, strawberry split
I知 definite and infinite.
I知 a bluey white
I知 lemony fresh
I知 the stars at night
I come with a creche
I reduce the appearance of fine lines
I am the last of the summer wine
I値l quote you happy
be a cheeky chappie
I知 a comfy, no leak disposable nappy
I知 a Werther痴 original
I知 tampax smooth
I知 the greatest hits
I am rare groove.

I知 tits pushed up in a wonderbra
I知 High on flavour low on tar
I知 0% finance
on a brand new car
the bank that said yes
to a trendy wine bar
star for a night, the price is right
pepsi max and miller lite.

I知 a footballer痴 wife
going under the knife,
the politicians smiling lie
I知 cellulite on Jerry痴 thigh.

I 鼠l do it anyway, smell the fear.

I知 a celebrity? -
get me out of here...